You know when you are dating someone for awhile, and then they leave the country?
And so you are left alone unsupervised?
And then you have all of these crazy thoughts like — I finally have time to rob a bank/clean the apartment/enact world peace/watch season 4 of Grey’s Anatomy, and you give yourself a pep talk [...]

Friends, it’s that time again. Is it me or did the summer seem to last forever only to give way to a rapidly moving Fall season? While we’re on the topic, didn’t seem that we had summer weather right up until a few weeks ago?
Well Father Winter is now upon us. That means it’s time [...]

On occasion, Christie and I have considered a sexless lesbian marriage as an alternative to the harsh world of dating. After all, I cook a mean pasta and Christie is a decorating genius.

If we ever execute that plan, this is what our holiday card will look like.

Over the last week or so, many of you have been asking us for help in selecting the perfect gift for your man. Now it’s true that on just about every topic you can dream up, we have an opinion. BUT, this question seems like the ideal occasion to call on our Man-Friday, Horatio, who [...]

I don’t know about you, but I spent the weekend reveling in Christmas activities. I was up north in Bethlehem (that’s the Pennsylvania town not the actual home to the 3 wise men) shopping and strolling through a postcard perfect snowglobe world. Impossible not to invoke the Christmas spirit in such a setting, I went [...]