On occasion, Christie and I have considered a sexless lesbian marriage as an alternative to the harsh world of dating. After all, I cook a mean pasta and Christie is a decorating genius.

If we ever execute that plan, this is what our holiday card will look like.

And what, you’ve never had a party where everyone wore a crown? Geez, how embarrassing for you.

Christie loves a tiara. It is best not to argue.

To keep you entertained while we’re on vacation, we thought we’d post a few “glamorous” photos from times when we vacationed together over the years.
Here’s a shot of us on the dancefloor.

But then, you already knew how graceful and elegant we were, right?