New Relationships are like Pregnancies. It’s really not hard to get knocked up. The question is –Will You Give Birth?
Some of you have probably heard my tongue-in-cheek dating/pregnancy metaphor. Yes? Well too bad, hear it again.

The First Trimester
In dating, much like in pregnancy, those first few months are shaky. You start out feeling queasy [...]

On occasion, Christie and I have considered a sexless lesbian marriage as an alternative to the harsh world of dating. After all, I cook a mean pasta and Christie is a decorating genius.

If we ever execute that plan, this is what our holiday card will look like.