THE BIKE
About 2 weeks ago, my bicycle distributor (aka boyfriend) surprised me by breaking into my place of residence and leaving the bike at the foot of the stairs in the style of Santa Claus. Except that instead of waking up to see it beneath the tree, I arrived home thinking that the out-of-place curtains [...]

Citizens of CG Central — we know that the dating world is often fraught – yes fraught – with anxiety, stress, and people who should potentially be locked up in a room with Miss Manners.  We understand that many engaged in random acts of dating are not perfect, and so we often turn a blind [...]

Wedding season is fully upon us, and it seems we are not the only unmarried gals called to the honorable duty of Bridesmaid! While we had a pretty smooth and upbeat wedding season, we did get a chuckle when guest writer Katie H. sent us this funny piece about the economics of bridesmaids dresses.
The [...]

Ok.
Oohhhhhkayyyyyyyy.
Girl walks up to door. Door opens. Girl’s mouth drops open. What IS this magical place??? How are we now in a cross between a medieval catholic church and Mariah Cary’s bedroom? Is this what the pope’s brothel would look like? (If he had a brothel–you know, instead of being celibate).
Chandeliers everywhere. Beautiful gold leaf [...]

Wherein Christie watches too much Real Housewives and develops anxiety. Thanks Bravo!