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Couch of Christie

Couch of Christie: Gender Equality Starts in the BATHROOM!

17th August 2011 by Christie View Comments

Wherein Christie has decided to raise some hell about the worst of gender equality: the lack of women’s bathroom. There may have been a revolt involving a men’s room. It’s hard to say…

Couch of Christie: Verizon and the Killing Rage

20th July 2011 by Christie View Comments

Wherein Christie attempts not to kill someone from Verizon. So far she has succeeded…barely.

Bitchslap! Dating Etiquette for Men

6th July 2011 by Christie View Comments

Citizens of CG Central — we know that the dating world is often fraught – yes fraught – with anxiety, stress, and people who should potentially be locked up in a room with Miss Manners.  We understand that many engaged in random acts of dating are not perfect, and so we often turn a blind [...]

Prayer to the Bridal Gods: 6 New Trends We Want to See in Weddings!

8th June 2011 by Christie View Comments

It’s wedding season, and we as perma-bridesmaids have some thoughts we would like to share. O’ hellacious yet forgiving bridal gods, please please please hear our humble prayers…

Trend 1: Matchy-matchy overly expensive dresses that scream “bridesmaid” are over. Please direct all brides to allow their bridesmaids to choose a dress based on color (i.e. “pick [...]

Couch of Christie: Anxiety and the Real Housewives

25th May 2011 by Christie View Comments

Wherein Christie watches too much Real Housewives and develops anxiety. Thanks Bravo!