Wherein Christie has decided to raise some hell about the worst of gender equality: the lack of women’s bathroom. There may have been a revolt involving a men’s room. It’s hard to say…

Wherein Christie attempts not to kill someone from Verizon. So far she has succeeded…barely.

Citizens of CG Central — we know that the dating world is often fraught – yes fraught – with anxiety, stress, and people who should potentially be locked up in a room with Miss Manners.  We understand that many engaged in random acts of dating are not perfect, and so we often turn a blind [...]

It’s wedding season, and we as perma-bridesmaids have some thoughts we would like to share. O’ hellacious yet forgiving bridal gods, please please please hear our humble prayers…

Trend 1: Matchy-matchy overly expensive dresses that scream “bridesmaid” are over. Please direct all brides to allow their bridesmaids to choose a dress based on color (i.e. “pick [...]

Wherein Christie watches too much Real Housewives and develops anxiety. Thanks Bravo!