On occasion, Christie and I have considered a sexless lesbian marriage as an alternative to the harsh world of dating. After all, I cook a mean pasta and Christie is a decorating genius.

If we ever execute that plan, this is what our holiday card will look like.

And what, you’ve never had a party where everyone wore a crown? Geez, how embarrassing for you.

Christie loves a tiara. It is best not to argue.

Here’s another from the vault. A “house” party in an old apartment we shared. Here we are attempting to chat up a man but getting so caught up in our own chatter that we accidentally ignore him.

Ahhh…. good times. (P.S. Whatever happened to that dress??)

To keep you entertained while we’re on vacation, we thought we’d post a few “glamorous” photos from times when we vacationed together over the years.
Here’s a shot of us on the dancefloor.

But then, you already knew how graceful and elegant we were, right?

I’ve always been a big fan of the clean slate concept. When it gets to the point with someone new where dating history comes up, I’ll usually say, “give me the broad strokes.” I don’t want details. I don’t even need names. Tell me how long you were together and why (ideally in one sentence [...]