Conversations in a Bar
Posted by Guest Author - 09/03/10 at 08:03 amAhh yes. Have you ever been in a bar and had really random (but awesome!) conversations with strangers? We are here to tell you that we understand. And also, it’s been happening to us a lot recently! So, we figured that now, NOW is the time to share the joy that is meeting a random (drunk?) man at a bar, and entering into a conversation with him. It may be weird, wild, and odd. Enter at your own risk:
Us: What is the first thing you notice about a women?
Him: Shoes.
Us: Shoes? What? Wait. What?
Him: No really! You can tell a lot about a person by their shoes…if if they take care of themselves for example.
Us: Hmmm…never thought about it like that (inner monologue: thank god we are wearing our stuart weitzman boots! whew!). So ok, what’s the one thing a girl should do when approaching a man?
Him: Approach him. Seriously. Just approach him.
Us: Fair enough! So…what is the one thing a woman should do in a relationship?
Him: Maybe be a bit of more cognizant of the pressure men are under. Guys get hinged up on work and expectations. Men are under a lot of pressure. There are a lot of expectations!
Us: Ok (inner monologue: hinged? what?) So…ummm. What piece of advice do you have for women?
Him: Relationships are supposed to be fun! Women can fixate on the small stuff. In the grand scheme of things, focus on what matters as what is important.
Us: So, compare a woman to a drink. What would she be?
Him: Women are cosmopolitans! Classy, intelligent, fun. Cosmos are drinks of good personality, not a cheap rail drink. Defininitely not a whiskey sour in a plastic cup!
Us: (giggling). Ok, that’s my friend over there. Take care! (wanders off)
Tune in next time for….more (random) CONVERSATIONS in a bar!
